You Know You're a Mom When...

• You have entirely too many conversations about bodily functions.
• You are always the last one to eat dinner.
• You frequently have uninvited company in the bathroom.
• You clean out your purse and find toys and/or crumbs.
• You wake up in the middle of the night with the alphabet song or the potty song (or possibly a cartoon theme song) stuck in your head.
• You have spit-up on your shirt and so you throw on a sweater to cover it up (since there are no other clean shirts).
• You are constantly evaluating the "childproofness" of an item before buying it.
• Your alarm clock has two arms and two legs and has been known to headbutt you to wake you up.
• You wonder if animal crackers and organic fruit snacks constitute a balanced meal.
• You dream of someday getting out of the house in under 30 minutes.